What is my address?
Whaaaaaaaaat!!! Don’t he know his own address?
He is retarded..
This is the response I get when I ask this
question to anyone...
Yes, I am a retarded guy typing this at-
123, ABC lane,
XYZ colony,
Andheri,
Mumbai,
Maharashtra,
India.
What’s next?
Ok.. Asia..Then?
Where do we stand in this immense universe!!
Does this ever wonder you?
The answer is our COSMIC ADDRESS.
Earth, the only planet ever known to support life and
which is getting screwed by its own US, forms the first line of our cosmic
address …
Is earth the supreme? Is it the centre of the
universe?
Yes the people believed so in the past…But not
anymore…People change L
Earth is just like any other mud ball that revolves
around a fiery ball…
The fiery ball I am referring to is our beloved
sun ..
Unlike the governments here, the sun has been
in power from the very beginning…He holds every mud ball( planet) in his
control with his attraction…After all, he is hot… <3 ;)
“Hey my bitches, stay in uah limits (orbits) or
you shall burn in hell”
--Sun
The best bitch of sun here is Mercury followed
by Venus (The beautiful of all)
Earth
(The
lively of all)
Mars (The
red head)
Jupiter
(Fat bitch)
Saturn
(Crowned bitch)
Uranus
(Frozen bitch)
Neptune
(You too)
“Venus, you re beautiful, but I love Mercury (True
love)”
--Sun
“Pluto, I don’t like you anymore”
--Sun
Aww…poor little bitch (Pluto)… :P
This kingdom of sun forms the second line of
our cosmic address: The Solar System
But what’s beyond that?
Human eye can see only a sliver of light that
shines in the space. But sciences gives us the power to see what our naked senses
cannot…
There are billions of planets, stars out there adrift
in perpetual night, all of them scattered during the chaotic birth of this
universe..
All these form our Milky way which gives us our third line of cosmic
address
I think Milky way sounds perfect to be the name
of a chocolate bar..What say?
By the way, you are 30000 light years away from
the centre of the Milky Way…(Not the chocolate…the real one..lol)
The solar system isn’t the only kingdom…There
are other kingdoms too…Our neighbour is called ANDROMEDA,the galaxy next door…Its
always good to have neighbours..
The solar system, Andromeda and several other
small kingdoms nearby are altogether called as
The Local Group
Ahha…!! There it is…our fourth line of
cosmic address..
Now, lets move somewhere far…far away where our
galaxy becomes one of the several other tiniest dots…
These dots are countless galaxies with billions
of suns and planets of their own…
This cluster of galaxies which is superb is
called The Virgo Supercluster…
(Haha how I framed this line reminds me how I used
to write exams in engineering…LOL…)
The super supercluster itself forms nothing but
a tiny part of this universe...
This is the address on the greatest scale we
know, a network of hundred billion galaxies,
The Observable Universe.
This forms the last line of our cosmic
address FOR NOW..
Are you feeling little about yourself? ;)
Bro, good start keep going.
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