Friday, March 6, 2015

COMETS- THE HAIRY STARS



COMETS- THE HAIRY STARS


Imagine you are out on a romantic date with your beau to the city outskirts. Both of you beneath the starry sky and then a beautiful comet passes by. What will you do?

I remember a similar scene from a Bollywood movie (Ajab Prem ki Ghazab kahani) where the heroine( Katrina Kaif) closes her eyes and wishes for her love to be successful with hands held tight.

How romantic, right?




Wrong. Infact I would call it asinine, stupid. I pity her for closing her eyes instead of seeing and enjoying the rare occurrence.

How can a comet make your dreams come true? After all, it is a dirty snowball lost its way home in the space and wandered crying into our solar system. Wake up ppl and chase your dreams..


This is one of the several myths regarding comets.

Lets ask our ancestors about more of them.

We were born into a mystery. We awakened on this tiny world beneath a blanket of stars, like an abandoned baby left at a doorstep without a note to explain who we are, where we came from. We are supposed to figure it all by ourselves.

Luckily, we are gifted with pattern recognition. Ancient humans were able to distinguish between things: prey from predator, poisonous plants from nourishing plants.     

They used this gift to study the pattern of stars. They predicted the occurrence of seasons and thereby followed appropriate survival strategy. Everything was going well for them until one day.

The day, the apparition of a comet happened in the space. They had absolutely no idea what was happening. Almost invariably, they concluded that the news was not good. They believed something bad was going to happen. This marked the beginning of myths and fears regarding comet sightings.

It doesn’t matter whether you were an ancient Aztec, Anglo-Saxon, Babylonian or Hindu, comets were always the portents of doom. The only difference among them is the precise nature of disaster it was believed to cause. To some it meant famine, to some it meant war, to others it meant disease. A certain ancient society showed its uniqueness: To it, it specifically meant “small pox”.

Interestingly, “dis-aster” in greek means “bad star”. No wonder they had such superstitions.
It is surprising to notice that most of the science related names were originated from Greek language. Infact the name “comet” is also derived from Greek which means “hair”.

Whaaaaat!! Why did they name it after hair?

Here the creativity of greeks comes into picture. They viewed the comet as a star with long hair. Kudos to their creativity.

Lets see some other comet myths.

To the ancient Rome, it meant the death of a leader. A falling star (as a comet appeared to them) is believed equivalent to a falling emperor. A comet once appeared during the reign of Nero. A foolish astrologer in his courtship referred to it as a blazing star which is after the death of Nero. To cool that blazing star, he resorted to the massacre of his entire successorship as a sacrifice.



Apart from such tragic incidents, there are some funny incidents also in our history.

In 1910, people panicked when a comet passed through Earth’s path around the Sun. In Chicago, people sealed their windows to protect themselves from the comet’s poisonous tail. Others committed suicide. Special "Comet Protecting Umbrellas," gas masks, and "anti-comet pills" were sold.

Good job by the marketing people then. They took the maxim “Make hay while the sun still shines” way too seriously..


Do you know dinosaurs? If not, go watch the jurassic park series. Scientists believe that a comet collided with earth and killed all the dinosaurs.


Two minutes silence for all the dinosaurs.R.I.P.

One possibility is that a comet about 10 kilometers in size struck the Earth. Scientists think that the impact disrupted the environment by displacing great amounts of dirt and rocks into the air.

To keep it simple, imagine a huge rock of the size of the Mount everest travelling 10 times faster than the fastest bullet, hitting the ground.

There is a 65-million-year-old crater from an impact of similar magnitude just off the coast of Mexico in the Yucatan Peninsula.



There are two kinds of people out there: common citizens and celebrities. Likewise, there are some celebrity comets apart from others.

Comet Hale-Bopp ( named when people wondered “arey bapp rey’’ on seeing it)

Comet Swift tuttle ( named after Taylor Swift by her fan)

Comet Hyakutake ( I cant even pronounce it…arghh…japanese)

Halley comet    ( I know it…Edmond halley, scientist)

Shoemaker levy-9( I think you can figure out how it came) J

Everything is fine. If all these are myths, what is the truth? What are these comets in the first place? Why they keep on rambling in the space? Why cant they stick their ass at one place like many other stars?

For answers, Stay tuned. Don’t go away. I ll be right back. ( sry, been watching crime news too much these days).

Friday, February 20, 2015

My address in this universe..


What is my address?

Whaaaaaaaaat!!! Don’t he know his own address? He is retarded..
This is the response I get when I ask this question to anyone...
Yes, I am a retarded guy typing this at-

123, ABC lane,
XYZ colony,
Andheri,
Mumbai,
Maharashtra,
India.

What’s next?

Ok.. Asia..Then?

Where do we stand in this immense universe!! Does this ever wonder you?

The answer is our COSMIC ADDRESS.

Earth, the only planet ever known to support life and which is getting screwed by its own US, forms the first line of our cosmic address …





Is earth the supreme? Is it the centre of the universe?

Yes the people believed so in the past…But not anymore…People change L

Earth is just like any other mud ball that revolves around a fiery ball…

The fiery ball I am referring to is our beloved sun ..

Unlike the governments here, the sun has been in power from the very beginning…He holds every mud ball( planet) in his control with his attraction…After all, he is hot… <3 ;)

“Hey my bitches, stay in uah limits (orbits) or you shall burn in hell”
--Sun

The best bitch of sun here is Mercury followed by Venus (The beautiful of all)
                                                                        Earth   (The lively of all)
                                                                        Mars    (The red head)
                                                                        Jupiter (Fat bitch)
                                                                        Saturn (Crowned bitch)
                                                                        Uranus (Frozen bitch)
                                                                        Neptune (You too)


“Venus, you re beautiful, but I love Mercury (True love)”
--Sun

“Pluto, I don’t like you anymore”
--Sun

Aww…poor little bitch (Pluto)… :P
This kingdom of sun forms the second line of our cosmic address: The Solar System


But what’s beyond that?

Human eye can see only a sliver of light that shines in the space. But sciences gives us the power to see what our naked senses cannot…

There are billions of planets, stars out there adrift in perpetual night, all of them scattered during the chaotic birth of this universe..

All these form our Milky way which gives us our third line of cosmic address





I think Milky way sounds perfect to be the name of a chocolate bar..What say?


By the way, you are 30000 light years away from the centre of the Milky Way…(Not the chocolate…the real one..lol)


The solar system isn’t the only kingdom…There are other kingdoms too…Our neighbour is called ANDROMEDA,the galaxy next door…Its always good to have neighbours..

The solar system, Andromeda and several other small kingdoms nearby are altogether called as
The Local Group


Ahha…!! There it is…our fourth line of cosmic address..

Now, lets move somewhere far…far away where our galaxy becomes one of the several other tiniest dots…
These dots are countless galaxies with billions of suns and planets of their own…

This cluster of galaxies which is superb is called The Virgo Supercluster
(Haha how I framed this line reminds me how I used to write exams in engineering…LOL…)





The super supercluster itself forms nothing but a tiny part of this universe...

This is the address on the greatest scale we know, a network of hundred billion galaxies,
 The Observable Universe.
This forms the last line of our cosmic address FOR NOW..




Are you feeling little about yourself? ;)